Be-Bop-A-Loo-La
We have a very special guest today in my household. Her name is Dot. She's my baby.
Well, she's a baby stimulator. It was my turn in parenting class to take home the baby.
She hasn't cried yet! Ok, I lied. I turned her upside down and she started crying. It was a test to see if she was actuualy able to cry. My friends told me the thing cried for them like 5 or 6 times. And it's after 7 and I haven't gotten a cry yet?
I'm not complaining (:
I named her Dot. #1- because I couldn't think of a name to use. I didn't want to use one of my baby names because when I have kids then all I'll think about is that creepy squished face baby I took care of while in grade 11 parenting.
#2- her car seat has dots all over it, so it's easy to remember.
The thing is so ugly. If my real life baby looks like this, I'll still love it, but I won't take many pictures of it till it.. grows up.
We also watched a video in parenting today. All the new borns are so wrinkly and ugly, so I guess all new borns are ugly.
My mom was surprised when I was born. I looked like an indian. No lie. I had black hair, dark dark eyes and dark skin.
And I grew up to have blonde hair, blue eyes and whiter than white skin? Normal?
Well, she's a baby stimulator. It was my turn in parenting class to take home the baby.
She hasn't cried yet! Ok, I lied. I turned her upside down and she started crying. It was a test to see if she was actuualy able to cry. My friends told me the thing cried for them like 5 or 6 times. And it's after 7 and I haven't gotten a cry yet?
I'm not complaining (:
I named her Dot. #1- because I couldn't think of a name to use. I didn't want to use one of my baby names because when I have kids then all I'll think about is that creepy squished face baby I took care of while in grade 11 parenting.
#2- her car seat has dots all over it, so it's easy to remember.
The thing is so ugly. If my real life baby looks like this, I'll still love it, but I won't take many pictures of it till it.. grows up.
We also watched a video in parenting today. All the new borns are so wrinkly and ugly, so I guess all new borns are ugly.
My mom was surprised when I was born. I looked like an indian. No lie. I had black hair, dark dark eyes and dark skin.
And I grew up to have blonde hair, blue eyes and whiter than white skin? Normal?
Indian baby? Nope! It's baby Jessica.
My pride and joy!
She loves the Jonas Brothers already!
She's very posh.
She loves the Power Rangers! Like mother, like daughter.
It was quite chilly today!
She loves Pippi Longstockings too.
Future Harvard graduate!
She loves the Disney Princesses! I've taught her well.
She got these bad boys in her Happy Meal.
Baby's first Christmas!
PS- She cried while I was uploading the pictures. I put on Mika and she stopped (:
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ya frickin insane.[=
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