Who do I look like, LL Cool J!?

My brother comes home from Mexico tomorrow. I texted him today and asked him if he got the swine flu yet and what he's bringing me back. this is what he texts me back with:

"not yet. and i got you a camouflage do-rag"



My grandma used to love going to Mexico for vacation and always brought back gifts. She was the one who bought me my sombrero! Yup, I have a massive, authentic, Mexican sombrero from Mexico. The first time she went to Mexico, I asked her to buy me a sombrero. When she came back she didn't bring back a sombrero with her.

"Jess, I couldn't find a nice sombrero so I get you this instead.." *rummages through bags*

Then she pulled out 3 do-rags. A camouflage one, one with flames and a yellow one with a smiley face on it. I'm not sure if my grandma thought I was a black man, a wangster, or a biker, OR if she just thought that rather than have a sombrero, I'd take anything that goes on your head, but why would any 13 year old white girl who watched Lizzie McGuire religiously ever want a do-rag!?