Sometimes my life is like a movie

Just in case I forget (although I'm sure I never will).

I'm sitting watching a movie with a cute British boy (it was Monty Python and the Holy Grail, btw) and I get a texted message.
British boy: Hey
I text him back.
Jessica: Hey, what's up?
British boy: Just watching a moving with a cute Canadian girl, you?
Jessica: Funny, I'm watching a movie with a cute British boy.
Britsh boy: Ohh, should I be jealous?
Jessica: Maybe, he's giving me butterflies.
British boy: Really, why's that?
Jessica: I feel like he might kiss me and I might not stop him.
Then he kissed me.

I feel like this should be written in a book, or something.