Ow

Last night I slept over at a friend's house.
I slept in the spare bedroom where the bed in practically on the floor.
I turned off the lights and walked towards the bed to flop onto it and go to sleep.
I flopped.
I missed the bed.
I landed really hard on the floor.
I have a huge bump on my right knee and a huge bump on my left ankle.

Being klutzy may be cute in movies, but it's freaking painful in real life :(