Just Because

HEY, I THINK THESE THINGS ARE REALLY TACKY/GHETTO

1. Those damn drawstring backpacks. Yeah, I'm looking at YOU 14 year old girl walking through the mall (whom I will tear apart further into this list). Gosh, they're just awful. Especially if you're a girl. Get a purse already!

2. Socks and sandals. But more specifically, ankle socks and Adidas sandals. Yep, still looking at you 14 year year old mall rat. ESPECIALLY if the socks are mismatched and/or colourful. It's so tacky and unattractive, WHY DO GIRLS (and sometimes guys) DO THIS? Beats me, I tell ya. BEATS ME.



3. Duck Lips in pictures. Smile, I promise you girls, it'll look much better.




4. Corona/any-other-beer-you-don't-even-drink bottle cap necklaces. Taaaaaacky and who are you trying to impress, again, 14 year old mall loiterer? You have a sip of your older sister's Bacardi Breezer and you're suddenly high on life. You don't drink Corona or any other beer for that matter. And if you did/could, you wouldn't show off by wearing the cap from the only beer bottle your lips ever touched. Go study.



5. I've said it once and I'll say it again - LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. Cover your ass, no one wants to see that, geeez.


I'm done for now. But DAMN that's been bugging me.