Bits of Glass Muffin - Ow!

Either I'm a hypochondriac with a really bad 4 day long (and counting) stomach ache or I have an ulcer of some sort.

and WTF doctors office; not open on Wednesdays. What is that!? I COULD BE DETERIORATING FROM THE INSIDES OUT AND YOU CHOOSE THE MOST RANDOM DAY TO NOT BE OPEN!?

Sorry for lashing out. I just have a lot of interior physical pain at the moment.

Florida in (officially) 3 days!