Red Necked, Blue Collared

Only I would be attracted to someone only to later find out they're my second cousin. God, I feel so disgusting. But in my defense, I don't think I've ever met him before and I'm related to like, half of the city.

Oh, and know what is really pathetic? When you're supposed best friends are extremely ignorant towards you and they don't even realize they're doing that or realize they're hurting your feelings.

No big, though. I don't have feelings, I'm made of stone. No, slate. NO, quartzite.